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Away Demotivational Poster

Potential -


TAGS: a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:24 pm
NVM found it 154220 But still you made a far better poster then I
axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:19 pm
:( sorta sucks I beat some one to a picture but now I cant find it, It was the childish one about how only a child can see what the artist doesn't,
crowe - October 24, 2012, 1:39 am
DAmn! ...it is! LOL!
falloutghoul - October 22, 2012, 7:35 pm
Damn it! XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 6:34 pm
I'll stick with my books. They're basically just long comics anyways.....and the come without the ridicule. :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 5:35 pm

wanna borrow some of mine? i got tons :)
crankyhead - October 22, 2012, 5:18 pm
That's the lion's hind leg, right? =)
maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:07 pm
I Know About That Song In Your Head Thing Over And Over Yah.
Airman - October 22, 2012, 5:04 pm
I will get you for this one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 4:51 pm
I don't think I've ever read a comic book.
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:48 pm

dang...can't get the song outta my head now :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:47 pm

...you read more than comic books....wicked dude :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
I take a break from the insufferable puns in the Spider Robinson novel I'm reading and this is what I find.
GaryO - October 22, 2012, 3:25 pm
HAH! Rick oughta love this one. 5L


TAGS: away alone breath
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Sho

jonny5 - November 2, 2012, 7:19 am
Hey! Looks like one house on the Jersey shore survived Hurricane Sandy
spacedog - August 18, 2012, 7:21 pm
Really like this Sho. 5L


TAGS: janchallenge dobie grey drift away
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by sickartist

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 3:51 pm
Mom: "He just Loves his Uncle Cracker...!"
boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:33 pm
...and drift away
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 1:28 pm
I like this one better.
CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:22 pm
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:07 am
5 lions to lil Van Jr.
Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
Easiest 5Ls I've given in a while.

WALKING AWAY - I don't run away from you I walk slowly, and it kills me you don't care enough to stop me.

TAGS: love walks away
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:55 pm

5150monkeylove - September 11, 2011, 9:32 pm
5L all the way!
gas - September 11, 2011, 8:19 pm
me too, very nice
mariand - September 10, 2011, 10:40 am
I like thi5 one
spacedog - September 10, 2011, 12:33 am
I like it. Keep em' coming. 5L


TAGS: lonely walk away whispered
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:14 pm
so much that I have to make a new whole new life in which he / she is no more ]p


TAGS: boom tank fire away
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:39 pm
... Wouldn't that artillery squad be the only people who would ever read it?
nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:34 pm
My grandfather was Paratrooper during WW2 and he said he saw an Artillery round with "If you can read this you're f*cked" written on the side of it.


TAGS: if you re not having fun go away
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by sickartist

spacedog - February 3, 2010, 5:44 pm
WOOT! er...F#ck yeah!
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Can I get a "fuck yeah"! +5

AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...

GO AWAY !!! - No house keeping or room service needed, unless you have a video camera ...

TAGS: go away we re doing it
Rating: 4.59/5

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TAGS: blown away woman flatulence
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

jig - February 6, 2012, 5:35 pm
Well, this is @$$ Ro dah !

IRISH BREAKFAST - Even Little Antonio Kwows Exactly How A Successful Schoolday Starts

TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:25 pm
Saw yours 5 min ago. Mine is much better! :P
rerun - April 5, 2010, 12:24 pm

nice take on an older pic.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:29 am
Good night Aggy. Got to wake up for work tomorrow. See ya.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:24 am
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:16 am
Point well taken. But, in good company, if I do say so myself.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:09 am
Ummmm, culos, cubby, mustyk, sean, agdaniele,(wait, what?) etc, etc, etc.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:05 am
Naturally. Who would?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:03 am
I'm not sure I want to.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:01 am
LMAO! Ain't you heard?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:00 am
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:59 am
LOL!!! I know where you're going with that! No, I won't be.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:58 am
Yeahbut?????? Will you still be in the country?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:56 am
LMAO! Not until I see a subpoena and a blood test!
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:54 am
Is this kid related to you Aggy?

Insomnia -

TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm

Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


TAGS: they re coming to take me away ha ha
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 3:05 pm
You're giving me ideas! "I don't suffer from insanity ... I enjoy every minute of it!"
Neener - October 23, 2010, 1:51 pm
I love doing stuff like this!
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:44 pm
Pick out the nediest kid on the bus stop, look at your B.O.L.O. clip board look scared and point at pointdexar tire squeeling flee the area (worx with ol ladies too. Answer all questions with a chinses accent "WOT HAPPENED,WOT happened!"
440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 9:30 pm
LAW ENFORCEMENT SANITY, On low risk calls, ALWAYS BACK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. Assume the KARATE-KID crane stance wheneva possible. when breaking containment scream loose PITT loose PITT! Just give me a ticket! issue Piracy on the open water
spacedog - August 14, 2010, 12:05 pm
I like it. 5
Chompers - August 14, 2010, 11:07 am
Carry a cardboard sign saying "I came" around either your school or place of business.
Feasibly - August 14, 2010, 9:00 am
Nice one Ice...I gave it 5L even though the picture used wasn't anime.
MyAkGetsShitDone - August 14, 2010, 8:51 am
OMG u just put down what happens to me like.....everyday its great fun asking for "diet water"

DARK KNIGHT - isn't the only thing that's rising.

TAGS: anne hathaway catwoman batman rises
Rating: 3.42/5

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project28 - July 31, 2012, 2:16 pm
Yay...I think?
GaryO - July 31, 2012, 9:46 am
This is the funniest, weirdest, most demotivating string of remarks I’ve ever seen. In celebration, I’m giving a 1L in support of project28, of which I believe to be a case number from 3rd ward, Bellevue. I so love obscure thought patterns….
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 9:38 am
You're doing a great job...every time we talk I think about cutting myself.
steve1961 - July 31, 2012, 3:27 am
LOL No problem. It's not my job to spread enlightenment-only darkness and despair.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 2:06 am
I've never heard someone complain about an approval before. And Steve just made a really good point. Two firsts in one day.......Just kidding Steve.
steve1961 - July 31, 2012, 12:26 am
If it'll make you feel better, I'll 1L it. That's why we have a choice of 1 to 5L. We determine what is ultimately good or bad on Motifake not the mods. That's not their job. They just present what they think will produce the most response...good or bad.
project28 - July 30, 2012, 4:20 pm
Do what you want, you're the mods.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 4:04 pm

The mods are looking at all future submissions and wondering if you want them approved or rejected. Maybe we should reject just to be on the safe side
project28 - July 30, 2012, 3:19 pm
To see if it would get approved...also I was bored, had just seen the film and in some way wanted to do something remotely related to it. And seeing as I'm no longer legally allowed to dress up as batman and beat up thugs in the street, this had to do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 1:34 pm
If you didn't want it approved, why did you submit it?
project28 - July 30, 2012, 10:00 am
This one got approved? There's no point to it...and it's not even funny. What are the mods doing?


TAGS: miss you broken heart away
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:07 pm

best way to get over somebody is to get under some body. ...and don't go making that into a poster.

SAVING WHALES - Next time leave it alone... ...God beaches them for a reason.

TAGS: run away girls cubby
Rating: 4.73/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 1:14 pm
It would.....don't diss the fat people. I don't like being dissed.
gmltwc - October 1, 2010, 1:12 pm
I don't believe it. There is no way that chair would hold him up. lol


TAGS: old people get away with it
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - January 25, 2013, 10:58 pm
Hey, the pigeons started it (5L)
MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 10:32 pm
Some can pull it off by 35...5L.
PapaFox - January 25, 2013, 7:45 pm

APRONS - not really needed with jeans and a t-shirt

TAGS: things that go away
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bob D. Sailor - March 9, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L for a heart touching memories.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 6:56 pm
Damn you Airman!! "sniff" I need to call my Nana now. 5L


TAGS: whittlin away the days death star melon
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 1:51 am
Oh wait...that was a WEDGIE.....something else altogether...
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 1:51 am
Wedge, you there?? wedge?? WEDGE!!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 1:05 am
LOL. Red leader's beginning his run.
phydeaux - August 23, 2010, 12:57 am
I find your lack of faith disturbing...
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:41 am
Plugging the exhaust port too. 5L
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:29 am
Eventually whipping it out, drunkenly slurring "In Alderaan System, Death Star Blows You!"


TAGS: paradise tropical getaway cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

ICEMAN - October 12, 2010, 1:25 am
For a 'Restaurent' the parking sucks. I hope they have damn good menu. 5


TAGS: live kill away calm happy
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:39 am
Thats The Way I Feel, Waiting For The Time To Run Out !
CloudchaserS - December 25, 2011, 11:49 pm
Life it seems to fade away, drifting farther every day...

*#[email protected] - If you just flinched, you lost the game.

TAGS: dont look away dont flinch keep looking
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 12:14 am
OWW...I scratched my cornea one time and even that hurt like F*** couldn't open my eye for 2 days it was so swollen.
TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 9:23 am
o shit....
LinkFox101113 - May 27, 2010, 4:28 am
My eyes are waterin'. Five horrid surgeries...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:06 pm
I feel uneasy just by having a short look at it... 5 eyeballs

THIS PICTURE - Would Look Exactly The Same If She'd Had My Pint In Her Hand!

TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 2:01 pm
yeehaw face, no problem... 5Lions want to be deserved. I'm open for tips everytime! Just want to show this hottie to you all ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 1:42 pm
2 - I think you would have done better than this forceps. Don;t worry tho your work is improving everyday.



TAGS: sad so close yet so far away demotivational back to the basics
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:06 pm
Those Come From Experiences I Have During My Day, So they Come When they Want Not When I Want, But I Will Act upon It From Now On.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 9:01 pm

this is awesome dude! where the hell you been?!?! hey can you still make those humanitarian posters that left me stunned. i always liked the different perspectuive you had on it.


DONALD DUCK - Get away from me you damn hoe

TAGS: donald duck get away hoe
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 9:36 pm
From the Financial Fable. Scrooge's money is hidden in a gigantic corn-crib, but a cyclone "redistributes" it. When everybody's got a share, nobody works except Scrooge. Soon, he's got the only food available to buy.


TAGS: the one that got away oj simpson hell is waiting
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by steph1

hootizz - February 27, 2011, 2:49 pm
As they say.., 'what goes around.., comes around'...!!


TAGS: love doesnt last walk away
Rating: 3.7/5

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rerun - December 9, 2010, 7:44 pm



TAGS: the true survivor is praised and the abortion survivor is swatted away
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Anything

tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 6:55 am
Pro-choice here. Every woman has her reason-- it's her body (as long as it's not used for birth control).
Joeythearm - January 10, 2011, 11:35 am
I support abortion because there is a small chance of the mother dying during or after the proceedure
TokinFire - May 18, 2010, 2:07 pm
You're a terrible human being. 5Ls for dead fetuses everywhere.


TOW AWAY ZONES - This guy obviously didn't see the signs

TAGS: ofsprey hummer tow away zone
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Zurkon

rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:27 pm

I bet airman parked on the flightline...again.

WHY IS THE GUY ON THE RIGHT SMILING? - He doesn't have the view you do.

TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned why cry look away
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

temp - October 19, 2009, 8:56 pm
He's smiling cuz he doesn't have the view we do. Baisicaly what vm said.
vm4891 - October 19, 2009, 11:30 am
He wouldn't be smiling if he did have the view I do
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:58 pm
Smiling cause he got a 5...damn did it again!


TAGS: go away kitty
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:11 am
Ronski with the failski.
Haarakkon - September 15, 2009, 1:05 am
When you shit yerself, the lion *might* leave.
Ronski - September 15, 2009, 12:56 am
I don't understand 0_0


TAGS: living fear getting away payback
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 9:04 pm
Funny, I used to think the same way... close my eyes.. no one can see me. Blind justice really, 5 lions for you!
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 3:56 pm
5L for the kinky make-up pic. 5L for the verse. 5L for the message. /3 = 5L?


TAGS: walk away
Rating: 4.64/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:55 pm
4 for the text, 7 for the pic. ;)
Anything - April 15, 2010, 6:16 pm
just walk away giving this poster a 5L.


TAGS: shut away lake forgotten
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:51 pm
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 11:01 pm
Very nice. 5L
rerun - August 10, 2010, 10:59 pm


DIARRHEA - sometimes a fart is more than a fart



TAGS: fly away little dim bunny your ride is here
Rating: 3.04/5

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Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 7:30 pm
Such a bad ass pic.


TAGS: aways pray before you eat cubby
Rating: 5/5

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ICEMAN - October 16, 2010, 2:33 am
A-1 steak sauce please. Oh yeah, gimme some tabasco. 5 servings.


TAGS: insecurity throw away pick up
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 12:57 pm
Love it.
Waylander - March 12, 2011, 5:37 am
Oh to true. 5 packrats


TAGS: moving away fake friends
Rating: 4.53/5

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Budog - June 16, 2011, 4:17 am
I miss my mother-in-law, but my aim is improving...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 7:00 pm
How can we miss you if you won't go away..

DRIFT AWAY - Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I want to get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away.

TAGS: drift away give me beat
Rating: 4.5/5

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Airman - April 10, 2012, 7:10 pm
Dobie Gray
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2012, 10:00 am
Ladies who rock are sexy!


TAGS: not that i actually care one damn bit about global warming or the damn enviroment and al gore cun suck my woah sorry about that got carried away for a second
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:13 am
Hey, it's my hometown! We aren't called Smoggies for nothing.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
Until then, 5L
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
We are the manufacturers of global environmental atrophy. All life forms will flourish in our self-induced demise.


TAGS: 102 3 on nhl 94 though and he will never take that away from me
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:12 pm
LMAO! i beat my old man that bad when i was younger. he never played again


TAGS: early bird gets away from the hungover lady
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:56 am
Ride on my friend, ride on to the next bar then.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:21 pm

you still have that bell on the handle bars?
sickartist - January 20, 2010, 8:20 pm
5L for all the moms I've taken for a ride on my bike.

Bachelorhood -

TAGS: runaway groom bachelor marriage
Rating: 4.13/5

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trbecome - March 29, 2014, 10:29 pm
He should be barefoot. He can run faster.
chickenlittle - January 5, 2014, 2:31 pm
With all due respect whatevergirl, I can't figure out how this could make "all men look like complete and utter jerks... or utter dick"? This works both ways, it would have been just as funny if it were a bride running & "bachelorette" as caption.
chickenlittle - January 5, 2014, 2:21 pm
Let me chime in here for the record. I'm female and I thought it was pretty funny. Remember, there are two definitions for institution, one is- an established law, practice, or custom. "the institution of marriage"
Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:36 pm
And yet, such tirades rather illustrate the point. 5 Marxists!
GaryO - January 5, 2014, 11:19 am
Well, apparently that lengthy battery powered gift Santy left ya didn’t do the trick. Perhaps you should try it on the adjacent portal.
Greeny - January 5, 2014, 10:28 am
I think the funny flew over your head... do you even know who Groucho Marx is?
whatevergirl - January 5, 2014, 9:02 am
And #3 can also go out to anyone in the comment section who agrees with this or this it's funny. Also, NOT FUNNY, MARX!
whatevergirl - January 5, 2014, 9:01 am
3. This is yet another sexist remark towards women. Which not only makes you look like a complete and utter dick, But also contributes to the stereotype that ALL men are sexist jerks, Thus making their entire gender lose respect more and more.
whatevergirl - January 5, 2014, 9:01 am
3 things wrong here: 1. You don't know the definition of institution. 2. By YOUR logic, You just called YOURSELF crazy!



TAGS: damn she flew away too this evil overlord thing is tricky
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 1:43 am
He's like the Pepe le Pew of birds!
Haarakkon - January 26, 2010, 9:20 pm
I love this one, and it took no time at all.

DOUBLE STANDARDS - Truer words were never spoken.


ST. DARWIN - Because pissing off one troll group wasn't enough.





TAGS: tropical getaway stress relief last
Rating: 4.5/5

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guyfox - March 9, 2011, 5:10 pm
isn't he supposed to put the whale in the ocean.......?
agdaniele - March 9, 2011, 8:25 am



TAGS: bart tribute put away your beam sabre motifake monthly magazine
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 5:09 pm
ROR! This is amsome space!
GreyScorpion - June 6, 2010, 8:26 pm
excellent!! 5L
Bartimaeus - June 6, 2010, 12:44 am
This is BRILLIANT! And not just because it's about me. 5/5
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:58 pm
LOL! I heard this one is the first issue without staples in the centerfold.



TAGS: minutes away from going to the yoda voice
Rating: 4.48/5

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bangoskank - August 27, 2010, 8:33 am
at least the window ac unit will drown out their screams of ecstacy
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 8:34 pm
This is hilarious!!!
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 11:22 pm
Oh yeah you can just set your purse down next to my Super Nintendo. Wow. 5.

TODAY - It's a perfect day to throw back your head and kiss it all goodbye.

TAGS: 2012 is too far away
Rating: 4.44/5

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TAGS: server crash 404 error just passing the time away
Rating: 3.76/5

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GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 11:05 am
MrRandom - January 18, 2010, 8:21 pm
I had to go to cracked for my humor fix. I feel slightly dirty.
spacedog - January 18, 2010, 8:16 pm
LOL. That's what I call an average day. 5Ls.
sickartist - January 18, 2010, 7:46 pm
Were you watching me?

MY FIRST CAR - Wait, wrong day But I did do that in my first car

TAGS: can t look away
Rating: 3.75/5

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TAGS: stay away cliff edge the baddest man on the planet
Rating: 3.74/5

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forseti - September 16, 2010, 2:08 am
"30 Seconds To Mars - closer to the edge" get's a new meaning... 5 L
Sean - September 30, 2009, 12:14 am
You heard wrong. U2 is as popular as the Boomtown Rats shoulda been. Don't own or want a single U2 album (but Bono did earn his way into heaven for what he did for Joey Ramone). God I miss the Ramones. So there.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 12:11 am
I've heard The Edge rocks
1234 - May 7, 2009, 8:53 pm


LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT - It's a dead giveaway

TAGS: last will testament dead giveaway
Rating: 2.87/5

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Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:57 pm
I'm not a fan of the pun to no-where, but I will give this a 5 just so you don't think last of me.

Choices -

TAGS: wife mode buttons mash away
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:57 pm
...on his "genes?"
Greeny - December 27, 2013, 2:33 pm
Press & hold 'Depressed', 'Agitated' and 'Edgy' while tapping 'Irritable' & you'll be close
GaryO - December 27, 2013, 12:27 pm
Geeeeeezus…thought my scroll wheel was broken. But, yeah…sadly Moditrue
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 12:18 pm
Where i5 "crotchety mode"?

go away -

TAGS: go away bilingual
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 21, 2013, 9:31 pm
Ha! My poor spainish could also pass poor italiano.

America's Away Team Colors -


Twisted Words -

TAGS: sentence read different meaning will giveaway material goods
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:59 am

DREAMS - You're always close enough to touch, but never quite close enough to hold on keep walking

TAGS: dreams givingup walkingaway
Rating: 4.92/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2013, 12:04 pm
If you forget how to walk in your dreams, remember to lean forward. It helps.
robotdylan - March 4, 2013, 2:50 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - March 4, 2013, 6:35 am

Real nice.

DESPAIR - When beauty is a cruel reminder of the joy you cannot feel.

TAGS: nothing takes the pain away
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Yorick

mizzdizz - July 1, 2015, 5:40 pm
Verrrry nice, Yorick! Luuuuv it! 5L


Mirrors -

Dear Child -


Baby Steps -




TAGS: castaway seals don t like clubs
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 11:34 am
Sea Lions.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:43 pm
Subtle. 5L
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 10:18 pm


TAGS: timmy motifake thanks you noe go away or else
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - August 3, 2010, 8:31 pm

maybe you should have been more clear in the tags
awkrap - August 3, 2010, 1:20 pm
I still don't see what was mod bashing about my poster? It was in fact the complete opposite as a pointer to the complete line of rejects on the approval queue.
culos - August 2, 2010, 6:56 am
rerun - August 2, 2010, 6:55 am

still don't see it.
culos - August 2, 2010, 4:27 am
Rerun, please!!! Grammer????
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:58 am

Actually, WouldYouKindly66 was the one who got banned for submitting the original one. Sorry aggy.....however awkrap is a fine candidate for WouldYouKindly66's replacement Timmy
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 2:52 am
Thanks, awkrap - you've made your mark... and lost your footing.


TAGS: this too shall pass away
Rating: 4.43/5

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Yorick - December 30, 2013, 3:37 pm
Thx. Another year almost gone.
Greeny - May 8, 2013, 7:58 am


TAGS: maybe if i ignore them they will go away
Rating: 4.17/5

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phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:35 am
HA!! 5L!

AFTER MR. DRYSDALE'S INDICTMENT - Miss Hathaway went on to a rewarding career in public education

TAGS: far away from beverly hills
Rating: 4.17/5

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GreyScorpion - March 23, 2010, 8:47 am
she's teaching the Jethro Bodine GaZinta method of math. 5L


TAGS: runaway god
Rating: 4.08/5

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TAGS: watching the tide roll away
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:43 pm
Wow, Grey... apparently closer to that edge than I am! LOL
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 8:42 pm
2 weeks?!?.....5 Days
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:35 pm
Thanks, Random... I thought it ok to post... figuring that Argentina has such strict laws against extradition.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 8:33 pm
Terrible Aggy, truly terrible. I love it.


TAGS: rough landing but any landing you can hop away from is a good landing
Rating: 3.74/5

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Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:01 pm
At least the videos I've seen. And I do respect anyone with the guts to do this. I swear.
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:01 pm
Thanks dudes. I know nothing about this kamikaze sport except that every crash blooper video ends with a dude hitting a tree or skidding along the ground "prone." The hard part turned out to be finding a good pic. Sucks to get the idea before the pic.
Derek - September 27, 2009, 6:59 pm
"...but there are no old-bold pilots"
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:17 pm
That's a 10...as a side note; been there!
agdaniele - September 27, 2009, 1:36 pm


TAGS: anchors away crankyhead
Rating: 3.57/5

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Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 6:40 pm

space dog's comment....give it a month and i'm stealing it for a moti....olo.
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:39 pm
Heh, I couldn't help wondering if the lifeboat matches the schooner? Nice one cranky.


APRIL FOOLS - Let the mountain come to Muhammad. You silly goat herders. I got you. God would not move the mountain. It would crush us. You should have seen the looks on your faces.

CPT BOBVIOUS - Who knew he had gills?


TAGS: while the boys are away the wives will play
Rating: 3.33/5

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BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 9:54 pm
Ed...we just want to know what days you're not going home early, k.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 8:24 am
So that's what my wife does all day. I'm going home early!



TAGS: maybe they just wanted to get away from the honeydos
Rating: 3.06/5

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Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 2:04 am
...over *harsh* terrain... Yeah, spelling is my strong suit, don't ya know.
Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 1:44 am
All that walking over harch terrain and canoeing rough waters just to reach the Pacific Northwest coast in winter...lucky they didn't call it Cape That Was A Fucking Waste of Time.
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:15 pm
IT's like...I don't know a extended boys night out. Sorry honey but the GPS didn't work. Gee babe, I mean we were making the map and all. Ummm somebody ate the bread crumbs....